"The Broken Jug" is a famous German theatre comedy by legendary dramatist Heinrich von Kleist. The play features 18th century village judge Adam, a womanizer, who, while being visited by his superior, is forced to hold a trial about an incident in which he himself is the actual culprit - which no one except him knows (he molested a young woman while being heavily drunk). In this play some very naughty maids are featured and I always thought, at least one of them should receive a spanking.
So I helped Kleist a little bit with it....
In this early scene bald-headed Adam has just woken up and been alarmed, that his superior is coming to town. Suddenly he realizes that his weg is gone. The Scene features Adam, his assistant Light as well as Lisa, the First Maid and Margaret (Greta), the Second Maid.
This is my re- imagining it:
(The first maid enters) ´
ADAM: Hey! Lisa! What’ve you got?
FIRST MAID: Braunschweiger sausage, sir.
ADAM: (to Light) Those are the guardianship files. They need to go back to the registry.
FIRST MAID: The sausage?
ADAM: Sausage! What! (gives her bottom a loud resounding smack) To Light: The paper here.
LIGHT: It was a misunderstanding.
SECOND MAID (enters): Your honor, I didn’t find the wig in the cabinet.
Adam gets up and comes near the Second Maid in a threatening manner
ADAM: Why not?
SECOND MAID: Hm! Because you—
He takes her arm with a firm grip, towering over her in a threatening manner
ADAM: Well?
SECOND MAID: Last night At eleven—
ADAM: Well? Let’s hear it?
SECOND MAID: Oh, you came Back home, remember, without a wig on.
ADAM: Me, without a wig?
SECOND MAID: Indeed, your honor. Here’s Lisa; she can testify to that. And your other one is at the wigmaker’s.
ADAM: I was—?
He releases the Second Maid.
FIRST MAID: Yes, upon my word, Judge Adam! You were bald-headed when you came back here; You said you’d fallen, don’t you remember? I had to wash the blood off of your head.
ADAM: You shameless girl!
FIRST MAID: Or else I’m a liar.
ADAM: So, I’m a liar then?
FIRST MAID: No, but I….I…
ADAM: How dare you! Now I’ll tan your hide.
First Maid tries to escape, but Adam, who chases her around the table, is faster, catches her.
SECOND MAID: Oh yes, Sir! Give her a spanking, she is in dire need!
He violently grabs the First Maid, takes her across his knee, her legs lifted up in the air, pulls up her skirt, bares her buttocks and starts resoundingly spanking them.
FIRST MAID: (screaming) Oww!! Oweee!!
He spanks her vigorously and with great gusto. The First Maid struggles, kicks her legs and screams in agony. The Second Maid watches smiling gleefully and with extreme amusement.
ADAM: (spanking in staccato) Hold your tongue; there’s not a word of truth there.
LIGHT: You’ve had that cut since yesterday?
ADAM: (while spanking) No, today. The cut was today, the wig yesterday. I wore it all powdered up on my head And simply took it off, accidentally, Along with my hat when I walked in the door. What she was washing—that I do not know.
FIRST MAID: Oooowww!! Stop it! Please, have Pity!
He thrashes the First Maid VERY hard and loud; she is screaming and squealing, unsuccessfully trying to protect her naked arse. The Second Maid enjoys the view.
SECOND MAID: Harder, harder, Sir!
ADAM: (spanking harder, while speaking to the Second Maid) Go, Margret! My good friend The sexton will let me borrow his wig; Tell him this morning the cat went and had A litter in mine, the pig! There nursing under the bed, I know it. And she’s lying.
LIGHT: The cat? What?
ADAM: (spanking harder) As true as I live. Five kittens, yellow, black, and one is white. I’m going to drown the black ones in the Vecht. What’s a person to do? Do you want one?
LIGHT: In the wig?
ADAM: (spanking) Yes, may God strike me down! I had hung the wig up on the back of A chair right as I had climbed into bed. I bumped the chair in the night, the wig fell—
He wallops the yelling First Maids bare ass brutally.
LIGHT: Then the cat took it in its mouth—
ADAM : (spanking) On my word—
LIGHT: Carried it under the bed, and gave birth.
ADAM: (spanking) In its mouth? No—
LIGHT: No? How else?
ADAM: (administering a thorough spanking) The cat?
LIGHT: Come on!
ADAM: (spanks harder) I shoved it under the bed with my foot When I saw it there.
LIGHT: Fine, fine.
ADAM: (spanks harder) The vermin! They mate and have young anywhere there’s room!
LIGHT: You spank the girl too hard!
SECOND MAID (snickering): So, should I go?
ADAM: (spanking) Yes, and send my greetings To Sister Blackrobe, the sexton’s wife. I’ll send her the wig back today, undamaged —
The Second Maid doesn’t move but still is observing with joy the over-the-knee bare-bottom-spanking of her friend, who screams and fights. Suddenly , after a minute of unflinching chastisement, Adam looks up, realizing that the Second Maid is still there.
ADAM: You don’t need to tell him anything. Do you understand?
The Second Maid smiles.
SECOND MAID: She’s barely feeling it, Sir. You’re only caressing her.
ADAM: (spanking louder) Only too true, I shall give her a real spanking!
Adam spanks the First Maid, raising his hand high above his head, who helplessly tries to cover her posterior with her hands.
LIGHT: Stop now, stop, I beg you.
ADAM : (spanking loudly) What kind of a man would I be, if I could not take my own maid over my knee like a naughty little girl and administer a spanking to her stark naked arse, as I wish?!
The Second Maid watches the scene with delight and fascination
LIGHT: Calm down, now, calm down.
Adam continues for three minutes with an extremely hard, loud, joyful bare-bottom-spanking on the First Maids posterior. She yells, screams, kicks her legs and struggles in agony. The Second Maid watches with utmost delight, smiling and enjoying every whack.
FIRST MAID: (getting spanked) Help me! Help Me! Pleeeease! I beg of you! Ooooooow!!! Owwwwwweee!!
SECOND MAID: Yes! Yes!! Give it to her! Harder!!
LIGHT: That poor behind – swollen red, like I have never seen….
Adam thrashes the First Maid’s bottom with utter delight.
ADAM: (spanks faster) You sack of bones, you! Greta
SECOND MAID: (watching hypnotized) What do you want, Sir?
ADAM: Go, I say! And quick now! (First Maid looks up) Not you. The other one. –Slack-jaw! Yes, you!—For God’s sake, Margret!
SECOND MAID: Speak so a person can understand you!
ADAM: (spanking) You hold your tongue now—! March! Quick! Get going!
He gives some final thundering whacks to the First Maids naked behind, then takes her from his lap and stands her up. She pulls down her skirt, sniffling, and rubs her heavily spanked butt. She moans.
ADAM: —Why don’t you go to hell, where you belong! (gives the First Maid a hard spank) To the registry!
(First Maid exits, rubbing her thrashed behind)
The Second Maid smiles.
ADAM: Go! Get me my wig!
SECOND MAID: I’ll go ask for it now.
She exits as well.
So I helped Kleist a little bit with it....
In this early scene bald-headed Adam has just woken up and been alarmed, that his superior is coming to town. Suddenly he realizes that his weg is gone. The Scene features Adam, his assistant Light as well as Lisa, the First Maid and Margaret (Greta), the Second Maid.
This is my re- imagining it:
(The first maid enters) ´
ADAM: Hey! Lisa! What’ve you got?
FIRST MAID: Braunschweiger sausage, sir.
ADAM: (to Light) Those are the guardianship files. They need to go back to the registry.
FIRST MAID: The sausage?
ADAM: Sausage! What! (gives her bottom a loud resounding smack) To Light: The paper here.
LIGHT: It was a misunderstanding.
SECOND MAID (enters): Your honor, I didn’t find the wig in the cabinet.
Adam gets up and comes near the Second Maid in a threatening manner
ADAM: Why not?
SECOND MAID: Hm! Because you—
He takes her arm with a firm grip, towering over her in a threatening manner
ADAM: Well?
SECOND MAID: Last night At eleven—
ADAM: Well? Let’s hear it?
SECOND MAID: Oh, you came Back home, remember, without a wig on.
ADAM: Me, without a wig?
SECOND MAID: Indeed, your honor. Here’s Lisa; she can testify to that. And your other one is at the wigmaker’s.
ADAM: I was—?
He releases the Second Maid.
FIRST MAID: Yes, upon my word, Judge Adam! You were bald-headed when you came back here; You said you’d fallen, don’t you remember? I had to wash the blood off of your head.
ADAM: You shameless girl!
FIRST MAID: Or else I’m a liar.
ADAM: So, I’m a liar then?
FIRST MAID: No, but I….I…
ADAM: How dare you! Now I’ll tan your hide.
First Maid tries to escape, but Adam, who chases her around the table, is faster, catches her.
SECOND MAID: Oh yes, Sir! Give her a spanking, she is in dire need!
He violently grabs the First Maid, takes her across his knee, her legs lifted up in the air, pulls up her skirt, bares her buttocks and starts resoundingly spanking them.
FIRST MAID: (screaming) Oww!! Oweee!!
He spanks her vigorously and with great gusto. The First Maid struggles, kicks her legs and screams in agony. The Second Maid watches smiling gleefully and with extreme amusement.
ADAM: (spanking in staccato) Hold your tongue; there’s not a word of truth there.
LIGHT: You’ve had that cut since yesterday?
ADAM: (while spanking) No, today. The cut was today, the wig yesterday. I wore it all powdered up on my head And simply took it off, accidentally, Along with my hat when I walked in the door. What she was washing—that I do not know.
FIRST MAID: Oooowww!! Stop it! Please, have Pity!
He thrashes the First Maid VERY hard and loud; she is screaming and squealing, unsuccessfully trying to protect her naked arse. The Second Maid enjoys the view.
SECOND MAID: Harder, harder, Sir!
ADAM: (spanking harder, while speaking to the Second Maid) Go, Margret! My good friend The sexton will let me borrow his wig; Tell him this morning the cat went and had A litter in mine, the pig! There nursing under the bed, I know it. And she’s lying.
LIGHT: The cat? What?
ADAM: (spanking harder) As true as I live. Five kittens, yellow, black, and one is white. I’m going to drown the black ones in the Vecht. What’s a person to do? Do you want one?
LIGHT: In the wig?
ADAM: (spanking) Yes, may God strike me down! I had hung the wig up on the back of A chair right as I had climbed into bed. I bumped the chair in the night, the wig fell—
He wallops the yelling First Maids bare ass brutally.
LIGHT: Then the cat took it in its mouth—
ADAM : (spanking) On my word—
LIGHT: Carried it under the bed, and gave birth.
ADAM: (spanking) In its mouth? No—
LIGHT: No? How else?
ADAM: (administering a thorough spanking) The cat?
LIGHT: Come on!
ADAM: (spanks harder) I shoved it under the bed with my foot When I saw it there.
LIGHT: Fine, fine.
ADAM: (spanks harder) The vermin! They mate and have young anywhere there’s room!
LIGHT: You spank the girl too hard!
SECOND MAID (snickering): So, should I go?
ADAM: (spanking) Yes, and send my greetings To Sister Blackrobe, the sexton’s wife. I’ll send her the wig back today, undamaged —
The Second Maid doesn’t move but still is observing with joy the over-the-knee bare-bottom-spanking of her friend, who screams and fights. Suddenly , after a minute of unflinching chastisement, Adam looks up, realizing that the Second Maid is still there.
ADAM: You don’t need to tell him anything. Do you understand?
The Second Maid smiles.
SECOND MAID: She’s barely feeling it, Sir. You’re only caressing her.
ADAM: (spanking louder) Only too true, I shall give her a real spanking!
Adam spanks the First Maid, raising his hand high above his head, who helplessly tries to cover her posterior with her hands.
LIGHT: Stop now, stop, I beg you.
ADAM : (spanking loudly) What kind of a man would I be, if I could not take my own maid over my knee like a naughty little girl and administer a spanking to her stark naked arse, as I wish?!
The Second Maid watches the scene with delight and fascination
LIGHT: Calm down, now, calm down.
Adam continues for three minutes with an extremely hard, loud, joyful bare-bottom-spanking on the First Maids posterior. She yells, screams, kicks her legs and struggles in agony. The Second Maid watches with utmost delight, smiling and enjoying every whack.
FIRST MAID: (getting spanked) Help me! Help Me! Pleeeease! I beg of you! Ooooooow!!! Owwwwwweee!!
SECOND MAID: Yes! Yes!! Give it to her! Harder!!
LIGHT: That poor behind – swollen red, like I have never seen….
Adam thrashes the First Maid’s bottom with utter delight.
ADAM: (spanks faster) You sack of bones, you! Greta
SECOND MAID: (watching hypnotized) What do you want, Sir?
ADAM: Go, I say! And quick now! (First Maid looks up) Not you. The other one. –Slack-jaw! Yes, you!—For God’s sake, Margret!
SECOND MAID: Speak so a person can understand you!
ADAM: (spanking) You hold your tongue now—! March! Quick! Get going!
He gives some final thundering whacks to the First Maids naked behind, then takes her from his lap and stands her up. She pulls down her skirt, sniffling, and rubs her heavily spanked butt. She moans.
ADAM: —Why don’t you go to hell, where you belong! (gives the First Maid a hard spank) To the registry!
(First Maid exits, rubbing her thrashed behind)
The Second Maid smiles.
ADAM: Go! Get me my wig!
SECOND MAID: I’ll go ask for it now.
She exits as well.
Statistics: Posted by maitrefesseur — Tue Nov 27, 2018 6:31 pm